The Museum Pass

The Chelsea Flower Show

2009-05-24T17:39:00.006+01:00

I'm not sure if this counts as a museum visit, but it's certainly a special exhibition, so I figured it was worth writing up.

We visited the Chelsea Flower Show on Friday, and I was absolutely amazed by all that there was to see. It is set up on the grounds of the Royal Hospital in Chelsea, and it's neat to walk around that area. Location aside, there are essentially three major components to the show.

The Main Pavilion: This is a huge tent in the centre of the show, that is probably the size of at least two (American) football fields, if not more. Nurseries, shops and growers have displays in here, and they are phenomenal. Many growers specialise in a certain flower (daffodils, tulips, dahlias, etc), or some stands were thematic (succulents and cacti, vegetable garden displays, etc). The sites (and smells) in here were incredible. In one direction, you'd get a waft from the strawberries that were growing, and then you'd turn around and confront a huge display of roses. It was all impeccable, and incredibly beautiful. Of course, the growers are there to make a sale, so you can order basically anything you see, and have it delivered straight to your door.
The show gardens. Outside, sponsored gardens are built. These range from the super modern, to the Japanese inspired, to gardens with wildflowers and rivers, to a replica of urban flats with small gardens. We definitely preferred the more wild gardens to the perfectly manicured ones, but they were a site to see.
Shopping, shopping shopping! If we actually had a garden, we could have done some serious damage here. From wellies to garden ornaments to conservatories and greenhouses, it's all on offer.

It was a real treat to experience the legendary Chelsea Flower Show, and I suspect we'll try to get tickets again next year (when hopefully, we'll have a small garden of our very own!).

Russian Constructivism at the Tate Modern

2009-05-04T22:58:00.005+01:00

We had a three-day weekend here in England, so we decided to give our seriously underused Tate membership cards a little exercise and hit up the Russian Constructivism exhibit at the Tate Modern. I wasn't sure what to expect and honestly, we picked it mostly because it was sort of crappy weather outside, and we were looking for an activity. From these humble beginnings, the exhibition turned out to be fabulous (and seriously better than the Rothko exhibit we went to last year.)

The exhibition focuses on the art of Rodchenko and the lesser known Popova (primarily active in the 1920s and 1930s). Other artists influenced by constructivism that may be somewhat more familiar include Hungarian-born contemporary Laszlo Moholy-Nagy. It comprises 11 rooms, and starts with their paintings (many of which are bright canvases with interesting explorations of depth, planes of space, and flattening of appearance). I especially liked a few paintings by Rodchenko that experimented with the intersection of several circles and different textures of paint.

By far, the most interesting rooms focused on the more graphical arts of this time period. These exhibitions included their art used for posters, book covers, and other "popular" arts. I think the whole aesthetic of constructivism, which plays with lines, geometry and color blocking, really lends itself to these works on paper. I was also really interested in the way the Russian alphabet and words in general effect the appearance of the graphics and the art.

I knew almost nothing about Rodchenko, and even less about Popova, before going into this exhibit. I'm sure that I would have had a deeper appreciation of this exhibit if I knew more about early 20th Century Russian history and politics, but my friend Anne did try her hardest to fill me in and compensate for my abysmal knowledge. Even for ignoramuses like me, these paintings and works on paper were fascinating, and I highly recommend a visit before the exhibition closes in the middle of May!

Musee de l'Homme, Paris

2009-03-14T18:44:00.002Z

The Musee de l'Homme disappointed me as an unremarkable display of early hominin skeletons, crania, and material culture (stone tools and early art). The display is small, poorly displayed, and generally unmemorable. However, when we were there last week, they had a temporary display of crania and stone tools from Atapuerca, in Northern Spain (NB: the link is to an exhibit at a different museum, not the one at Musee de l'Homme). Atapuerca is a cluster of early hominin sites with dates between 1 million and 400,000 years before present. An astounding quantity of hominin remains have been found at a cave beneath the Atapuerca hillside (at the Sima de los Huesos- literally "pit of bones"). The species seems to be a regional H. heidelbergensis species currently being called H. antecessor by palaeoanthropologists in the know. Although the identification of this population as a unique species is controversial and debated, this group of sites is some of the earliest evidence we have of hominin occupation of Europe, so it's an exceptional find.

The exhibition itself was well-displayed and organised, with lots of accompanying information in both English and French. Remarkably, the actual crania were on display, along with some of the handaxes found at the sites. I loved it, and my family even tolerated it, so couldn't have been a total bore to non-archaeologists. If you're in the area and have 45 minutes to kill, it's worth the admission fee (about 5 Euros).

My advice: skip the permanent collections and go straight to the Atapuerca exhibition. Take the Metro to Trocadero and then follow the signs from there. Don't miss the fantastic view of the Eiffel Tower!

Musee de l'Orangerie, Paris

2009-03-14T18:32:00.007Z

I'm behind on the blog. Apologies.

We went to Paris last weekend and spent part of one afternoon at Musee de l'Orangerie. The Orangerie museum is exceptional for one reason: the two, oval shaped rooms that house a series of Monet's waterlilies (or Les Nympheas), which were commissioned to be painted for those two spaces. And they are extraordinary.

The experience of standing in those rooms, surrounded by his waterlilies, is unique and like nothing else in this world. Despite the over-marketing of Impressionist art, and the almost cliche status that Monet's paintings have acquired in the past 75 years, this display makes you stop and really look at these icons of early modernism. Monet, and this exhibition of his work, truly manage to create an "Impression," and it's memorable. I had last been in the museum in 1994, when I was 12 years old, and I still remember the experience. So many of my memories from that first trip to Europe have turned out to be inaccurate upon revisiting those places in the past 4 years. But the memory of this museum, and the feeling of being engulfed by Monet's waterlilies, was unpolluted by the 15 years that passed.

The museum is very worthy of an hour of your time, even if all you do is sit in those two rooms and try to pick your jaw up off the floor. The rest of the collection is less remarkable, but worth a quick spin through it for the sake of being complete.

To get there, take the Metro to Concorde. Admission is a bit steep (7.50 Euros) but it's well worth it. It's open every day but Tuesday, from 9am to 6pm. Also, they have a nice little gift shop where I scored a cute baby book in French for our good friends who have a (hopefully) bilingual 7 month old. So all in all, a successful visit.

Iraq's National Museum to Re-open

2009-02-23T22:48:00.004Z

I thought it was worth noting that Iraq's National Museum re-opened today. It was the site of horrible looting in 2003, and many of the irreplaceable artefacts were lost, destroyed, or sold on the black market. It's debatable whether re-opening the museum at this point is a "good" idea, and whether the country is ready for this yet. I think if the country can use its cultural heritage and history as a positive source of national pride, this would be great. Iraq is literally a "cradle of civilisation," and there are few places in the world that can rival the history and heritage found in this region. It seems like the amount of irreplaceable cultural heritage that has been a casualty of this war is often overlooked by the news media. Still, I wonder if re-opening this museum will simply offer another a tempting target for divisive, and ultimately destructive, struggles.

This is yet another hurdle that Iraq has to overcome.

Musees Royaux des Beaux Arts, Brussels

2009-02-23T14:13:00.003Z

We hopped the Channel to visit one of Scott's cousins in Brussels this weekend. While we were there, we went to two museums worth reviewing (this was in between the grotesque quantity of mussels I ate and the numerous delicious Belgian beers we consumed).

The Musees Royaux des Beaux Arts are actually several museums, housed under one roof. Centrally located near the Gare Centrale, it's easy to incorporate a visit to this museum into any visit to the city. The art is divided chronologically, with the older art ("Art Ancien") in the main building, and the more modern (19th and 20th Century) art downstairs in what appears to be a more newly renovated "wing." They are also opening a wing in June specifically for the art of Renee Magritte.

We didn't see everything, but the museum has a really nice collection of Belgian, Flemish, and other Northern European art. Highlights from the collection include:

Jacques-Louis David's The Death of Marat. This painting is an absolute 'must-see' and in my opinion, is worth the price of admission on its own. To see the brush-strokes on this painting up close, after studying it in so many art history classes, was a real treat. The way David created the look of "death" in Marat's flesh was a remarkable accomplishment. Bits of golden flecks are mixed with more muddy tones to create the flesh-tone. I also loved seeing the messy brushstrokes he used to create the blood stains on the fabric and the knife. For a brief overview of the significance of this painting, read this. The way David imbues this painting with so much symbolism is really indicative of his overall work.
The paintings by Pieter Brueghel are also really exceptional. I especially like looking at all of the faces of the individuals in his compositions that are so full of people. It's almost like an early comic book, and he manages to include so much expression and individualism in his scenes.
The centrepiece of the 'ancient art' wing has to be the huge room full of Rubens paintings. I am not often left speechless, but the size of these paintings absolutely shocked me. They are at least twice as big as I imagined them to be, and the way they are exhibited was actually really well executed. As much as I enjoyed the finished paintings, I think I enjoyed the oil sketches in the neighbouring room even more. It's fascinating to see the process Rubens went through to create such massive, animated and emotional paintings. Loved this.

I suspect that once the Magritte Museum opens, that will be worth a visit in and of itself. However, many of the Magritte paintings were not on display, so we only got to see a handful of these. In about two hours, we got a good feel for what the museum had to offer. The biggest downside to the museum was the confusing layout. The 19th and 20th Century paintings are separated from the main building by several long staircases and hallways, and there's no clear transition between the spaces. This was a small annoyance though, and the opportunity to see the Rubens paintings and The Death of Marat more than compensated for it!

The Saatchi Gallery: Unveiled

2009-02-15T15:31:00.008Z

We made it to the Saatchi Gallery yesterday, and were not disappointed. The current exhibit is called Unveiled, and features contemporary art from artists working in or originally from the Middle East. We were both really impressed by the exhibit, and highlights included:

Kader Attia's Ghost, which was a room full of aluminum foil 'casts' of Muslim women in various prayer poses. This was really striking as the forms were actually hollow/empty, creating a surreal and super-modern feel. It also made us wonder how the artist executed it (with a single individual as the model, with many individuals?). We also wondered whether it was made in situ, as an installation, or transported in its complete form from elsewhere.
A room full of prints by Halim Al-Karim, which played with the concept of focus and out-of-focus in really interesting ways.
Laleh Khorramian's paintings, which reminded us of Hieronymus Bosch, with their other-wordly qualities and details.
Sun Yuan and Peng Yu's "Old Person's Home" is also worth noting. It's not part of the Unveiled exhibition, but it is definitely like nothing I've ever seen. Essentially, mannequins of individuals, who look a lot like certain world leaders, are placed in wheelchairs. The wheelchairs have sensors in them and zoom around the room, allowing the mannequins to play "Dodgems" with each other, and with exhibition visitors. Controversial? Definitely. And also really entertaining.

The exhibit isn't huge, and we navigated our way through in about 90 minutes. It is truly unique, and like nothing else I've ever seen in a gallery. The artists are mostly in their 20s and 30s, and come from all over the Middle East, including Iran, Iraq, Lebanon, Tunisia, Egypt, Syria and Algeria. I'm not sure how I would have felt about the exhibition if I'd paid £16 to get in, but since it was free, I can whole-heartedly jump on board. I think we'll be back for future exhibits as well.

A Pre-Visit Post: The Saatchi Gallery

2009-02-10T17:22:00.003Z

When Scott asked what I wanted to do for Valentine's Day, I didn't even hesitate to answer. What could be more romantic than going to a museum!? The Saatchi Gallery is one of the few art museums we haven't yet been to in London. There are a slew of excuses for why we haven't yet visited. First off, it used to be on the South Bank of the river, which made it more of a shlep when we still lived in Cambridge. Secondly, it used to cost an arm and a leg to go (now it's free, thanks for corporate sponsorship! Yay!). And thirdly, it's a little....strange. It's pretty much all modern, temporary exhibits. So you never know exactly what's going to be there.

But we really have no more excuses. It moved this October to a new space in Chelsea, after a rather contentious legal battle over their former home at County Hall. Chelsea is so close that we really can't avoid it. It's free now, which is reason to rejoice in and of itself. And the current exhibition sounds really interesting.

I can't wait to write about it after we visit!

We interrupt your regularly scheduled program for this special announcement....

2009-01-29T15:18:00.003Z

I passed my doctoral thesis defense this morning!

Maybe I should rename this blog "Dr. TheMuseumPass."

:-)

Google Loves Art

2009-01-27T12:59:00.002Z

Google has a new feature out that allows you to get up close and personal with masterpieces from the Prado Museum (Madrid). They took their super-duper high res cameras into the museum and took really detailed pictures of some of the main attractions there (Goya, Velazquez, etc). You can then browse these pictures in incredible detail through Google Earth, and see every brush stroke and weave of the canvas. It's remarkable. And a total time-sucker for someone like me. I also think this sort of technology has the potential to completely change the way art history classes are taught. I remember going to museums after taking a class and standing in front of a painting, thinking "That's not how I imagined it at all. I never knew X, Y, Z." This detailed database of art shows you things you can't even see if you stand with your nose against the canvas. And let's be honest, in most museums, you can't get that close to the pieces you want to see.

Check it out!

Asian Art Museum, San Francisco

2009-01-26T16:45:00.007Z

The second day we were in San Francisco, we went to the Asian Art Museum in the afternoon. We had already walked around the city quite a bit that morning so we focused on the special exhibit of Afghan antiquities saved in the museum in Kabul, thanks to the quick thinking of their curators (read more here).

This assemblage comes from part of Afghanistan formerly known as Bactria, and situated at the confluence of several trade routes between China, India, Central Asia and "the West." Artefacts in the exhibition dated back to about 2500 BC and spanned rougly 2000 years. They included antiquities from the famous site of Tillye Tepe and the hoards of more than 20,000 gold ornaments and grave goods from at least six burials of nomadic (and clearly quite important/wealthy) individuals (dated to about the 1st Century BC). It was fascinating stuff. Gold jewelry, coins, pottery, you name it. Culturally, it's a really interesting assemblage that demonstrates how this area was really the crossroads of several major early civilizations. I don't usually like Bronze Age archaeology, but this stuff was amazing.

The museum also contains a pretty overwhelming permanent collection of art and archaeology from China, Japan, Nepal, India, Bhutan........ My favorite things were the Bronze Age Chinese vessels and jades, which reminded me of one of my favorite classes as an undergraduate. I think Scott gets really embarrassed as I run from case to case announcing the Chinese words for the shapes of the vessels and the jades: "Oh look, it's a Ding! It's a Cong! It's a Bi! Do you see the taotie on that one?" I can't help getting excited about them!

Finally, as we were walking out, there was a video playing on loop in the lobby. As best I could tell, the theme of the video was 'What it's like to be an archaeologist.' Needless to say, I forced Scott to sit and watch most of it with me. I think I'm the only person who sat there and said "Oh, it's so-and-so" or "OH MY GOD I LOVE HER!" when various people came on the screen. I guess I've officially become an archaeo-dork.

DeYoung Museum, San Francisco

2009-01-24T14:54:00.004Z

The DeYoung Museum is a strange place. Aside from our inability to find the building (another story for another day), the collection is truly eclectic. As best I can tell, it's held together by the common theme that most of the collections are from the New World. But the collections span pre-Columbian Mesoamerica, colonial paintings, Hudson River School landscapes, and a pretty hefty mass of modern art too (this may not all be American actually, come to think of it, which leads me to wonder if there actually is a theme to the collection). There's also a collection of Pacific Island arts and crafts, and artefacts from New Guinea. So who knows.

Things are also jumbled up in places too, so in neighbouring rooms, you can find sculptures made 3 years ago and sculptures made 4000 years ago. It's strange.

All that said, we really enjoyed it. We didn't see everything, and we didn't try. We whizzed through the Mesoamerican wing, which included a nice collection of Moche pottery and interesting Olmec stone statuettes. We moved through the modern sculpture rooms too, on our way to see the American paintings (c. 1700-1900). For anyone who has taken an American art class, these galleries are like the lectures from that class come to life. Church, Peale, Sargent, Copley, Eakins...They are all here, largely due to a very large assemblage of paintings from the Rockefeller Collection.

I think my favorite room was devoted to tromp l'oeil art. Tromp l'oeil literally means "to trick the eye." You may be familiar with this technique from the Sistine Chapel, where Michelangelo painted columns and architectural features against which his figures could lean, but it had a

resurgence in America in the mid-1800s. The central artists in the movement, Harnett and Peto, were masterly at making a flat canvas look like a pinboard with bits of envelop, rubberband, ticket stubs, push pins, etc, sticking out every which way.

We also enjoyed the building itself, which is hyper-modern, and the large 'Safety Pin' sculpture in the garden by Claus Oldenburg (who, incidentally, has his pieces all over San Francisco...). All in all, an enjoyable afternoon, but I'd still like to know how all this art is supposed to come together. Any museum that has Olmec and Oldenburg sculptures in the same space is either seriously misguided....or seriously genius. :-)

Hiatus

2009-01-18T13:37:00.000Z

Sorry for the month's hiatus. Christmas caught up with me. During our month in the states, we went to two museums, both in San Francisco. We spent an afternoon at the DeYoung Museum, and also a few hours at the Asian Art Museum in SF, where we went to an exhibit of antiquities from Afghanistan. Both deserve posts, but things are a little frantic now that we're back in London. I'll get around to it, eventually!

FABULOUS!

2008-12-11T14:48:00.003Z

In light of the previous post about the horrible Danish Design Museum, I thought I'd direct you to my friend Michelle's blog, where she has some great gift ideas for Christmas that are truly well designed. As opposed to the crap on display at the Danish Design Museum.

Danish Design Museum, Copenhagen

2008-12-11T14:11:00.004Z

It's not surprising that if you go to enough museums, you eventually find yourself in one that makes you want to gouge your own eyes out.

We thought the Danish Design Museum would be full of cool Scandinavian modern design pieces, furniture, etc. You know, like Ikea done well. We were wrong.

They had one room, roughly the size of a walk in closet, that had some objects from the past century, showing the development of technology and design (computers, telephones, chairs, etc). This was moderately interesting. There should have been more of this. There was also a temporary exhibit in the basement that was very meta-reflexive, with little vials of liquid with labels like "symptom remover." And they were playing Sigur Ros and Bjork in this room. The artsy-fartsy person in me somewhat enjoyed this.

The rest of the museum was confusing. They seemed to have two other special exhibits installed, both of which were showcases of innovative Danish design. But there wasn't enough information to know what pieces were meant to be used for. Also, a lot of the stuff there seemed like it should be interactive, but it wasn't clear whether this was allowed, and when I was completely gauche and tried to pick up one of the objects (a flashing set of blocks?), it was nailed to the display table, so clearly I was mistaken. It just felt poorly conceived of and poorly executed.

Also, it wasn't free, and the other two museums we went to in Copenhagen were. So that's another strike against it.

Overall, a disappointment.

The National Museum of Denmark, Copenhagen

2008-12-09T22:20:00.010Z

We went to two fantastic museums in Copenhagen, and the National Museum of Denmark was definitely the best. It probably had one of the best archaeological displays I've seen in a long time.

Highlights included:

The entire exhibit of Danish prehistory was excellent. Reallly well-displayed, and with good information to accompany the artefacts. They had tons of interesting stuff to see, from the earliest artefacts (about 15,000 years old: lithics, bone tools, and art!) to bronze horns called Lurs. It was pretty fantastic, and even my non-archaeologist husband agreed!
Lots of burials in hollowed out tree-trunks, which was pretty interesting to see.
Late prehistoric stone carvings, stelae and rock art. Awe-inspiring stuff.
Bronze-age hoards of metal and amber. The quantity of material that was uncovered from some of these sites was staggering.
Vikings, vikings, vikings! Need I say more?
Upstairs, the original palace rooms were preserved, and the museum transformed from a modern, well-curated exhibit to a more old-fashioned museum with curio cabinets filled with antiquities and odds-and-ends. It was interesting to compare the two approaches to museum curation.

We really enjoyed the hour and a half that we spent here, and I would highly rate this among museums we have recently been to. The material was accessible, well-explained, and just plain interesting. There's something here for everyone!

P.S. It's FREE!

The Museum of Christmas

2008-12-05T10:32:00.003Z

We're off to Copenhagen for the weekend, so hopefully when we get back, I'll have a new museum to review/praise/trash. In the meantime, there's something I've been thinking about the last few days that I'm not sure warrants a full post, but is more of "food for thought."

We pulled all our Christmas tat out of boxes last weekend to decorate our (tiny) flat. This caused me to start thinking about the practice of decorating for Christmas, acquiring new Christmas tat, and reorganising your things to make room for a huge stuffed Santa in the entryway. I think this practice closely resembles museum curation, and it's interesting that this seems to be the only time of year when most people put on their "curator" hats, rearrange their furniture, and put up their "special exhibit" of ceramic snowmen. You can learn a lot about people by studying the way they decorate for Christmas. Some people are "themey" (all angels, all Nativity scenes, etc), others are restrained (you know the people who have a map for where to put ornaments on the tree, and only allow elegant silver baubles), others are all inclusive (my mom is part of this school of thought: anything Christmas-related is coveted and curated by my mom!). You could take the analogy so far that it becomes ridiculous, but it's worth considering the way this act of decoration makes you engage with the objects in new ways each year, and how you see things differently depending on the events of the previous year.

Whew. All of that deep thinking made me exhausted. I think I'll go have a hot chocolate.

Doing the Rounds

2008-11-29T19:34:00.011Z

I'm not ashamed to admit that I love museum gift shops. There's something about an overwhelming amount of magnets with Monet's waterlilies on them that just warms my heart. Since Christmas is just around the corner, and shopping is inevitable, I thought I'd offer a quick review of the best museum gift shops in London.

1. Victoria & Albert Museum Gift Shop. I think this gift shop has some of the nicest inventory in London. They have a huge range of items, from unique jewelry to scarfs to handbags to books to doo-dahs. The quality is really much higher than the norm, and they also have lots of relatively unusual items that don't scream "I got this at a gift shop." The quantity of items you might actually buy far outnumber the quantity of special erasers with "V&A" printed on them. It's pretty design oriented, so it's a fun place to browse. Highly recommended.

2. Gift shop in the Crypt of St. Martin in the Fields. I discovered this gift shop last year. They have REALLY cute Christmas decorations this time of year, and they are a bargain. My parents and I did a little comparison shopping between the merchandise here, at Harrod's, and at Fortnum and Mason. Often times, they have physically identical items here as at the high end department stores, and literally for half or a quarter of the price. They have lots of old-fashioned style Christmas ornaments and decorations, which I love.

3. Tate Modern. After slamming their Rothko exhibit, I figure I should say something nice about the Tate. We found really cute Christmas cards here a few years back, and they also have a really huge selection of interesting art books. It's almost like a specialist bookstore inside a gift shop. Pretty great.

No list of recommendations is complete without a list of duds. The gift shops at the National Gallery and the British Museum leave a lot to be desired. They are pretty run-of-the-mill, and occasionally border on boring and tacky. Large quantities of bendable pencils with the museum's names on them. The bright side of this is that it leaves you more time with the actual museums themselves. And everyone knows how I feel about the National Gallery.

Also, today, while at the V&A, we saw some really atrocious museum behaviour, which I've added to the wall of shame. Everyone loves a misbehaving tourist!

Rothko at the Tate Modern

2008-11-26T16:33:00.006Z

Disappointed would be the word I'd use to describe the way I felt in this exhibit of Rothko's later paintings at the Tate Modern.

I love Rothko, and have since the first time I saw the room full of his paintings at the Tate Modern. So when I found out they'd have a whole exhibit of his works, I was over the moon. Yet, I left this exhibition feeling let down and disappointed. It's just not that great, to be honest. And for the cost of the ticket, it's not worth it. Save your money, go see the Rothkos that are in the permanent collection when the exhibit closes, and go have a nice night in the pub with the money you've not spent.

Rothko sets a mood, and I was expecting this exhibit to be overflowing with "mood." It wasn't. It was boring. They had one nice room, the main one, filled with the Seagram murals, that created an "experience," but other than that, the displays fell short. I don't know what it was, but I just couldn't get out of there fast enough. The whole exhibit felt poorly constructed and poorly executed. The paintings never truly engulfed the visitor the way they do in the famous "Rothko Room", and I think that was the biggest disappointment of the day. I never felt truly absorbed by it all.

My disappointment may partially relate to the fact that the exhibit contains none of his more vibrant, earlier paintings, and I can't exactly blame them for that since it specifically focuses on his later work. But still, I consider myself to be a pretty open-minded art appreciator, and considering I like Rothko enough to have one of his posters up in our flat, you'd think I would find something that resonated with me in an entire exhibit of his work. But sadly, I didn't.

I hate to be a downer, but in my opinion, there are much better things to see in London right now. Clearly, I'm at odds with some reviewers who loved it. Still, I'm not the only one who thought the display of the Seagram murals was less than ideal. I haven't felt this let down by a special exhibit in a long time. Go to the Byzantium exhibition instead. It's honestly 800 times more interesting.

Wildlife Photographer of the Year, Natural History Museum (London)

2008-11-20T19:51:00.005Z

Turns out, we went to a lot of exhibits when my parents were in town.

Their last day in London, we went to the special exhibition on the Wildlife Photographer of the Year, which is held at the Natural History Museum in London each year. I went with my parents because I knew my dad wanted to go. I'm not usually a "photography" sort of person, but as it turns out, this may be the best thing we saw in 10 days.

Highlights included:

None of the photographs are actually printed. Instead, they were displayed on screens. Even if this was a bit gimmicky, I loved it.
Each photograph was accompanied by a short quotation from the photographer, explaining their take on the picture. Then, a brief snippet was included about the species/scene/behaviour that is shown. This was great if you aren't a naturalist/biologist, and it was the perfect amount of info. They also included a map with where the photo was taken, and the specs on the equipment used. I usually gripe on the presentation of information at this exhibits, but I couldn't imagine a better way of doing this.
Pictures were grouped according to subject, or occasionally, who took the photo (there were categories for photographs taken by children aged 11-14, and 15-17). Winners for each category or group were displayed along with runners-up and honorable mentions.
The overall winner was a photograph of a snow leopard taken by Steve Winter, a National Geographic photographer. He spent months in India trying to capture photographs of the snow leopards, and had to set up an apparatus that would take photos automatically when the leopards passed the cameras. The results are phenomenal. His efforts are also shown in the BBC TV series "Planet Earth" (also available on DVD now).
Subjects depicted in the photos included: a battle between a snake and a frog; images of glaciers melting; a giraffe being chased by a lion; and an underwater shot of a whale just a few feet away from a diver. Really impressive stuff.

This is a fabulous exhibit. It is well worth an hour of your time, and the £7 entrance fee (£3.50 for students/concessions). It's there until the 26th of April.

Byzantium 330-1453, The Royal Academy

2008-11-18T17:16:00.011Z

Yesterday, my parents and I went to the special exhibit at the Royal Academy on Byzantine art and culture. It was fantastic (and huge). Highlights included:

Micro-mosaics. An incredible technique that is eye-watering to imagine executing. Take your hand-held magnifying glass, and imagine doing this by candlelight in 560 AD. Makes images of the baby Jesus more interesting.
Reliquaries. Everyone loves an object made exclusively to hold the fingernail of a no-name saint. There were lots of these.
Goblet that was purported to be the true Holy Grail. Clearly, this is empirically testable.
Many carved ivory icons, which were another awe-inspiring technical achievement. They actually carved very small text in relief and sculpted architectural colonnades on a tiny piece of ivory (less than 10 inches tall). Thinking about the various ways ivory has been used to make objects of art, from the 30,000 year old Palaeolithic sculptures to Byzantine icons and beyond, is staggering.
The entry-way is filled with a huge iron chandelier. This was one of the most impressive objects I've ever seen in a museum, anywhere.

The exhibit is definitely worth going to if you are in London. The entire exhibition was very evocative of the sacred and truly monumental Byzantine culture. As a kid in school, we didn't spend much time explicitly talking about the Byzantine Empire, and this exhibit included lots of nice, informative tidbits about how expansive and persistent this culture really was. Entry is £12 for adults, £10 students/concessions. It's there until 22 March 2009!

And now, for something completely different

2008-11-14T21:00:00.003Z

Nikolaihof. Possibly the greatest winery in the world. Certainly the oldest in Austria.

Look, there's no way to make this relevant. But it must be mentioned. It's freaking old, they are a 100% organic, family run winery in the Wachau, and the man who took us on a tour was quite possibly the friendliest Austrian I've ever encountered.

If you ever find yourself in the area, definitely go, even if wine isn't your thing. This place gives you warm fuzzies. Not the drunk kind of warm fuzzies. The kind that you get when you realise there are still a few decent places in the world doing things responsibly and morally because it's the right thing to do.

Renaissance Faces at the National Gallery (London)

2008-11-14T13:23:00.011Z

Any guesses about which portrait was painted first?

My parents are in town, so we went to the"Renaissance Faces" exhibit at the NG. It includes a nice collection of portraits from their permanent collections as well as several on loan from other institutions.

Highlights from the exhibit were:

Arcimboldo's portrait of Emperor Rudolph II as Vertumnus. Essentially, a still life of fruit, arranged to make a portrait. Sheer genius, and amazingly entertaining to look at. Loved this. I didn't know much about Arcimboldo before seeing this piece, but I did some googling, and it seems like this was his trademark style. Quite innovative for the 16th Century! (And, to answer my own question, roughly the same age as the Titian portrait also shown above.)
Nice collection of Durer prints and sketches in the penultimate room, which I really enjoyed. There's also a particularly mediocre Durer painting where the sitter's hands are bizarre and unnatural and his entire neck area is out of whack, and it was fun to compare his skill as a draftsman and printmaker with his overall mediocrity as a painter.
Quinten Massys' "The Old Woman (Ugly Duchess)" - an exercise in the grotesque as art. Really an engaging painting.
Highlights from the permanent collections in this exhibit include the Arnolfini Portrait (van Eyck), Raphael's painting of Pope Julius II, and several exceptional Titian portraits.

The Guardian also ran a nice review of the exhibit.

It will be up until January 18. Tickets are £10 (or £5 for students) and I highly recommend visiting if you find yourself with a free hour in central London!

Lots to discuss, but no time

2008-11-13T22:32:00.003Z

How is it that I find myself too busy to blog while unemployed?

My parents have been in town for a visit, and that has been interspersed with a quick trip I made to Vienna to give a paper at a conference, which happened to be held at the Natural History Museum there. In the last 10 days, I've actually been to three different museums and two special exhibits. We went to the Rothko exhibit at the Tate Modern, and also took a quick spin through the "Renaissance Faces" exhibit currently at the NG in London. Also, my husband and I recently became members of the Tate. So there's a lot to discuss. Hopefully I'll pull it together to write posts about the two special exhibits before I forget what I saw, and there's probably also a post in the works about whether museum membership is worth the cost, and possibly about the conference/museum in Vienna (I'll try to make it relevant).

Also, it wasn't really a museum, but the conference organised a field trip to the oldest wine press/winery in Vienna, Nikolaihof, where we had a crazy tour from this overly enthusiastic, and possibly somewhat drunk, Austrian man, followed by dinner where I sat across the table from possibly the drunkest man I've ever met. So that may be worthy of a post as well, if I can find a way to claim that the winery is a "museum." We'll see.

Museum Highlights: Masaccio's "Virgin & Child"

2008-10-23T19:07:00.005+01:00

I usually refrain from making blanket statements like "so-and-so is my favorite artist" or "such-and-such is the greatest sculpture in western Europe" because as soon as the words are out of my mouth, I think of something else equally great, or that I prefer. I've contemplated this for a really long time, and I feel reasonably to moderately comfortable with the following statement: Masaccio's painting of the Virgin & Child (at London's National Gallery) is my favorite painting currently housed in London.

There, I said it. Now, let me rationalise my statement before I have to back-peddle.

Masaccio painted in Italy during the early 1400s, and by all accounts, was an innovator. His immediate predecessors, and even many of his contemporaries, were holding onto everything about early Renaissance art that makes people cringe. Iconography out the wazzoo. Depictions of the baby Jesus that make him look like a mutant adult. Pigmentation of the Virgin Mary that closely resembles the color of the statue of liberty. Gaudy halos. Awkward poses. Of course you are familiar with these things, because they are the paintings you make a bee-line past on your way to find the Mona Lisa. But Masaccio was one of the first artists in Italy to move beyond this, and his efforts are exemplified in this painting. The baby Jesus is pudgy, even cute, and has naturalistic features. Especially noteworthy are his chubby little hands, which are a stark contrast to the poorly executed limbs and hands of many other figures painted by Masaccio's contemporaries. The Virgin Mary has a lifelike expression that evokes a peaceful calm, but also underscores her knowledge of what will happen to her son (or so I was told in lecture in Art History 210). But this painting is also really worth your time because of what Masaccio holds onto of his predecessors. He makes huge strides in realism, but the composition is still largely traditional- a pyramid shape. The Virgin still wears her iconic blue robe, and their halos are marked with gold leaf. The Christ child holds grapes, which signify his ultimate sacrifice and the wine shared at the Last Supper. Oh, and it's painted in egg tempera on a wooden panel, so we have not yet witnessed the transition to using oil on canvas. Because of these stylistic and technical reasons, this painting is a perfect capsule of a transition in western art. You can see Masaccio struggling to move beyond the old style, yet retaining a link to the tradition. I love that about this piece. I love that it is an art history lesson in and of itself. These are the sorts of pieces that make going through a museum worthwhile.

Also, it is perfectly positioned in the National Gallery (1250-1500 wing, third room in) amongst other paintings that highlight how exceptional it was among its contemporaries.

Oh, and please don't mention that it's my "favorite" to anyone. Because I just remembered how much I love the Tintoretto painting in the 1500-1600 galleries at the NG, and I'm already regretting writing this post.

The Tate Britain: In the Know

2008-10-20T13:32:00.003+01:00

One of the highlights of the Tate Britain's collection is their pre-Raphaelite paintings. Because these aren't the most famous or recognisable paintings to most people, it's probably worth emphasising some of the key aspects of pre-Raphaelite art so that you are "in the know" when you visit.

The Pre-Raphaelites (also known as the pre-Raphaelite Brotherhood) were a group of artists, poets, authors and philosophers working in Britain around the middle of the 19th Century. The artists in the group aimed to return to the aesthetics and style of art before Raphael and mannerism. They despised the sloppy handling and apparent brushstrokes of more contemporary art. Essentially, they privileged the brighter colours, detailed compositions and complexity of earlier Italian Renaissance art. They wanted to return to the tenants of history painting, which aimed to be truly naturalistic and less painterly. They often painted "everyday" subjects in historic, biblical or classical dress, and in this way, aimed to return to painting serious subjects. Aesthetically, their art is immediately recognisable for the luminous light and rich, royal colour schemes that were often used.

John Everett Millais is one of the central pre-Raphaelites. One of his most famous and controversial paintings "Ophelia" is part of the Tate Britain's permanent collections, although it is currently travelling as part of an exhibition. Nonetheless, many of the pre-Raphaelite's artistic aims are exemplified in this painting, so it offers a good case study and example. The bright colours, luminosity and classical undertones to this piece are especially typical of the pre-Raphaelite movement. It's interesting to compare the pre-Raphaelite art in the Tate Britain to the art produced for the Royal Academy, which they so heavily rejected and criticised. Famous artists associated with the Royal Academy whose art is displayed at the Tate Britain include Gainsborough, Reynolds and Benjamin West. Note the different style of painting, the different subjects, and the larger size of canvas used by artists exhibiting for the Royal Academy.

The Tate Britain

2008-10-19T10:02:00.009+01:00

On a sort of grey and cold Saturday in mid-October, we went to the Tate Britain to fill an afternoon. My husband had never been, and I'd only been once or twice, so it's definitely one of London's museums that we just don't go to as often, for whatever reason. This visit reminded me that this was dumb, because the Tate Britain is actually super-fantastic.

FAST FACTS:

Tube stop: Pimlico (Victoria line), then follow the signs to the museum

Entrance: Free, dummy. It's in London.

Opening Hours: 10-6 daily, open til 10pm on the first Friday of the month.

Collections: British art, almost exclusively, from about 1500-present. Unmatched collection of Turner paintings.

Good to know: There is a ferry that goes between the Tate Britain and the Tate Modern (on the southbank of the Thames), so if you feel like making a day out of museums, you can link these two with a quick boat trip (fun for the kids or kids at heart). The boat run every 40 mins during museum opening times, and is 3.35 if you have a travelcard. Admittedly, it's not exactly a deal.

You can see most of the "historic" collections and the Turner paintings in less than 3 hours without rushing at all. Here are the "need to know" highlights:

Newly acquired Rubens oil sketch with a full mini-exhibition of the history of the piece and its acquisition. Really nicely displayed, and when we were there, it was totally empty so we got up close to it.
Exceptional collection of John Constable paintings (he's famous for his idyllic pastoral landscapes of Britain, c. 1800). They don't have many (or perhaps any?) of his famous large-format "Six Footer" canvases, but they do have many lovely complete paintings and sketches. These are in rooms 7, 9 and 11.
Very nice collection of pre-Raphaelite paintings. If you aren't familiar with these, see my post about the the pre-Raphaelite art at the Tate Britain. Bright colors are often used and these paintings really jump off the canvas. Look for works by Ford Maddox Brown, Sir Edward Coley Burne-Jones, John Everett Millais, William Homan Hunt, and Gabriel Michael Rossetti. The museum also has a great collection of William Blake paintings and prints, which draw on similar themes and are really good 'eye candy.' Right now, there is a special exhibit of his work and that of Cecil Collins.
I was also drawn to the Samuel Palmer romantic landscapes on this visit. Look for them in room 12.
Throughout the museum, but especially in the "Turner" galleries, you can see an unparalleled collection of Turner's oil and watercolor paintings, and this museum offers the perfect opportunity to see the whole trajectory of his work and life.

We had a great afternoon at the Tate Britain. My husband said that one of the things he loved about the museum was that they had a collection of works that were not necessarily by the typical "big name" artists. This allowed you to go through the galleries without feeling like you were on a hunt for the da Vinci. Instead, you were drawn to whatever attracted you aesthetically. I think this is really true at the Tate Britain, and it's refreshing to visit a museum in this way, when so often we are preoccupied by making sure we've seen all of the "great works." So go to the Tate Britain and find yourself standing in awe in front of a painting by an artist you've never heard of before.

I should also add that at the moment, there are several nice special exhibits. They have Francis Bacon paintings in an exhibit that has been widely lauded and praised (we passed on this when we went). Also, they have the Turner Prize art on exhibit there now.

Feed me (at the National Gallery).

2008-10-13T09:09:00.006+01:00

First things first. I mentioned I become a ravenous, irrational monster when I get hungry, so I try to scope out the local pitstops when I visit a museum. Near the National Gallery, there are two good lunch/snack options that are not your typical museum cafe.

1. The Crypt at St. Martin in the Fields. Literally across the street from the museum, you walk downstairs into the crypt of this church to find it has been transformed into a fully functional cafe. Self-serve, with a wide range of dishes from soups, salads and sandwiches to more substantial meals. Also a good place to stop for a cup of tea & a scone or piece of cake. Reasonably priced, and always packed with locals and tourists alike, this is a good bet.

2. Maoz in Soho. A 5 minute walk up Charring Cross Road, a left turn onto Old Compton Street, and a few short (and entertaining) blocks into Soho, will land you at Maoz. This place does one thing only, falafels, and they are great. You can have your falafel in a pita, or in a "salad box" and it's a self-serve salad bar to load up your falafel with all sorts of traditional and more off the wall goodies. Their hummus and deep-friend aubergines and especially tasty. They also serve good chips. A cheap and cheerful break from the museum, and a better bet than most other places in the neighborhood. However, be aware that they accept CASH only.

Happy eating!

The National Gallery, London

2008-10-11T17:14:00.005+01:00

When I set out to create this blog, creating a guide for the National Gallery in London was one of my main goals. This museum is so utterly fantastic and I wanted to prove to myself that it was possible to conquer this museum, see a lot of it, and not lose your sanity in the process.

One of the things I love most about the NG is that it knows what it is. It has the most fantastic collection of western art from 1250-1900, but it doesn't have much else. This is a museum with a real sense of its own identity, and you can see an unparalleled collection of art here. But it's not the British Museum or the Met in New York, so you don't have to chose between fine art and antiquities. It's just the art here.

The NG also breaks all of my museum rules, which I simultaneously love and hate. For instance, I like to complain loudly and obnoxiously about poor labelling, stupid arrangements of pictures, having too many pictures in one room, having them hung too high on the wall or in a bad location with glare. And mostly, I like to tell people to visit museums in whatever order they want and to say "screw you" to the guide that tells you to do things in a certain order. So it took me a long time to admit that I actually think the NG has great labels, wonderfully arranged galleries, the perfect number of paintings in a room, and good lighting with minimal glare. Oh, and also, I shamefully admit that here, it is best to do what they say and visit the galleries in chronological order. Seriously.

The NG has 4 main wings where paintings are grouped chronologically: 1250-1500, 1500-1600, 1600-1700, and 1700-1900. On Wednesday, I "started" in 1250-1500, with great hopes of conquering the entire museum in 2-3 hours and leaving with a clear idea of how I would guide people through. I failed miserably. I could blame the huge number of school groups that were there on Wednesday, or the fact that some of my favorite paintings were not on display because they were in a special exhibit, or I could even blame the fact that my brain wasn't fully functional because I had finished my PhD rougly 72 hours beforehand. But the truth is, I actually failed because the NG is too great to compress into 3 hours.

I'm sorry to come to this realisation so early on in this venture. After discussing this with some family and friends, we've all agreed that perhaps a "choose your own adventure" of sorts is the best bet for the NG. Namely, I set you off in the right direction, and depending on what you are liking, you chose your route. I am anticipating I will need several more trips to the NG, and several posts to sort this out. So in the next series of posts, I'm going to try to pick "highlights" from each of the 4 wings. Subsequently, I'm hoping to string these together into some sort of coherent guide. If I fail, it's mostly because everytime I walk into the NG I get distracted and can't stay focused on one task. Apologies in advance.

In the meantime, here are some fast facts for the National Gallery:

Closest tube station: Leicester Square (Picadilly Line). The museum faces onto Trafalgar Square.
Entrance fee: FREE. (In fact, most museums in London are free. This is, quite possibly, the greatest thing about this city.)
Collections: Western European art from about 1250-1900. Mostly paintings, very little in the way of sculpture or decorative arts.
Opening hours: Daily 10am-6pm. Open late on Wednesdays.

Musee Marmottan, Paris

2008-10-06T22:35:00.001+01:00

There are a lot of fabulous museums in Paris. One could, theoretically, spend the better portion of a week-long vacation museum-hopping. Theoretically. :-)

Everyone knows to hit up the Louvre and d'Orsay by now, but it's worth highlighting a few museums off the beaten path too.

In early September, my husband and I hopped on the Eurostar to Paris to spend the weekend with his sister and brother-in-law as they were traveling in France. They were all incredibly compliant as I dragged them out of central Paris to the Musee Marmottan. This museum is relatively small, especially if you focus exclusively on their impressive collection of Monet paintings, so it's easily visited in a couple of hours. It has the largest collection of Monet's paintings in the world, and is thus sometimes called the Monet-Marmottan museum. It's worth a visit!

FAST FACTS:

When is it open?: Daily 11am-6pm, til 9pm on Tuesdays. This is great to remember as a lot of Paris museums, like d'Orsay, are closed on Mondays.

How do I get there?: Ligne 9 to MUETTE, or the RER to Boulainvilliers, and then a short walk through a quiet residential neighborhood

What's the damage?: 9 Euros (5.50 for students & concessions, free for children under 8).

Basically, if you haven't had enough Monet in your visit to Musee d'Orsay, this is a must see. Also, this museum is a great compliment to a trip out to see Monet's house in Giverny. In the basement of this small museum is a really impressive collection of Monet's art, from the early pieces to the late paintings where he was going blind. They have a full series of waterlilies and of the Japanese bridge, which allows you to see the way he progressed and changed as time (or seasons, or hours of the day) passed.

TOP 5 MUST SEE PAINTINGS: This museum is so accessible that it's almost silly to highlight five paintings, because you truly can see everything in an afternoon. However, aside from the waterlilies that made Monet famous, make sure to spend some time looking at the following pieces:

Impressionism, soleil levant. As you walk into the basement, this painting will be on your left. It's easy to miss as you get distracted by the waterlilies in the adjacent space, and the sign-posting in this museum isn't the best. Don't walk past this painting. It basically launched the entire Impressionist movement and gave it its name. It was stolen in the 1980s but was returned a few years later, so we're lucky to still be able to see this piece!
There are a handful of Monet's sketches in a display case in the basement that are really entertaining caricatures. It's always a treat to see art that didn't make people famous and to be amazed by how diverse their talent was.
La Barque. I love this painting because it reminds me how Impressionism started. Mottled light. Emphasis on shadow and color. Compressed perspective and flattening of space. It has that Japanese feel that many Impressionist artists were striving for (a lot like many of Mary Cassatt's paintings), and I love how the boat is placed in such a precarious place on the canvas. It looks like it might topple off the page into your lap!
Cathedral de Rouen. Okay, you'd probably look at this one even if I hadn't told you to, but it's a really nice one!
Gare St. Lazare. This one is on the same wall as Impressionism, soleil levant. I love the way Monet painted the steam coming off the trains. This painting is a great example of Impressionist interest in industrialism and the way society was changing. We often associate Impressionism with paintings of nature, and we sometimes forget the aspect of Impressionism that was a rebellion against the Academy and the traditional way of painting, which included depicting these unusual subject matters. Also, my mom loves this painting, and everytime I see it, I think of her.

After you've picked your jaw up off the floor, walk back upstairs and have a quick stroll through the other "galleries" in the house. On the top floor, they sometimes have special exhibits, but sometimes they display more of their permanent collections which are worth seeing if they are out (also mainly Impressionist art). On the ground floor, look for the Berthe Morisot, Pisarro, and Renoir paintings. Many of them are in the main hall, but some are off the main hall and worth finding. I especially like the Caillebotte painting of the people strolling the streets with their umbrellas.

Enjoy visiting this gem that is off the beaten path. You probably won't have to fight the crowds here the way you might at Musee d'Orsay, so it's a treat to have a chance to get really close to these paintings (but don't sneeze on them!). Also, if you are traveling with kids, there is a park right outside the museum with merry-go-rounds and space to run around--so you can bribe them with some time in the park after you go to the museum!

Please don't sneeze on our Van Gogh

2008-10-05T18:49:00.000+01:00

Pretty much everytime I've been in a museum, at least one person does something so atrociously offensive that it sends me into a panic or, even worse, fits of laughter. Some of the greatest faux pas include:

Family of four taking their Christmas card photos in a gallery of the Musee d'Orsay (Paris). This in and of itself may not have been hugely offensive, but it involved posing the children ON A MARBLE SCULPTURE and allowing them to crawl all over it. The mother actually POURED WATER ON THE SCULPTURE (presumably to clean it?!!)!
Men snacking just inches away from Velazquez's Las Meninas, in the Prado Museum (Madrid). True story. It was, admittedly, 1994, and I think these things were allowed at the time, but in retrospect, it was pretty horrifying.
I didn't actually witness this, but in 2006, somebody tripped at the Fitzwilliam Museum (Cambridge, UK) and broke a pair of really expensive Chinese Qing Dynasty vases. Ooops. (Read more about it here.)
2006 was apparently a bad year for museums, when a boy put gum on a painting at the Detroit Institute of Arts.

Needless to say, people aren't always on their best behaviour in museums. But the truth is, even if you manage not to break or ruin a piece of priceless art, there are still lots of things you can do that can make a trip to a museum miserable. I've compiled a short list of "do's" and "don'ts" over the past few years. Here are some of my top tips.

Don't decide to break in your brand new Manolos the day you decide to go to the Met. You won't be happy.
On a similar note, it's almost a rule of museums that whatever the temperature is outside, it will either be a good 15-20 degrees warmer or colder inside the museum. My parents have recounted almost losing their fingers to frostbite inside the Scuolo di San Rocco (Venice), and I recently persevered through an incredibly overheated and overcrowded Michaelangelo exhibit at the British Museum. Wear layers.
If you don't want to have your purse ripped away from you by a security guard with no sense of humor, don't take a huge bag, especially a backpack. The rules vary from museum to museum, but it's a good idea to "pack light" if you don't want to have to check your purse.
Sit down wherever possible. "Museum legs" are the worst thing in the world, and somehow it's more exhausting to stand for two hours than it is to walk for two hours. If there's a bench, use it.
Don't travel with the pack. It's hard to imagine that everyone you are with will want to spend the exact same amount of time with the exact same exhibits as you will. Instead of trying to navigate the museum en masse, it's a better idea to agree to meet up in the entrance at a certain time. That way, if you're loving Chuck Close, but Grand Aunt Myrtle thinks modern art is a waste of time and wants to spend all day with Caravaggio, you won't have to mudwrestle over who gets to call the shots.
Don't go hungry. My husband jokes that he should always carry a granola bar with him when we travel, because I'm a bitch when I get hungry. Don't decide to squeeze in a trip to the National Gallery right before a late lunch. Eat before, or have a snack midway through your trip at the (overpriced) museum cafe.

I think there's almost nothing worse than paying $10 to visit a museum, and then finding yourself miserable the whole time you are there. Plan ahead. You'll be glad you did.

A start

2008-10-05T18:31:00.000+01:00

How many times have you been in a new city and wanted to go see a famous museum? Do you often find yourself frustrated by the crowds or unable to find the one painting you wanted to see? How many times have you left feeling like you've really seen nothing, or seen everything but understood nothing? Do you often go home with little to remember your trip by other than some overpriced crap at the giftshop (how many mousepads with Monet's waterlilies on them does one person need?)?

I've lived through this frustration myself, and I've also heard many friends and family members gripe about this with me. I think it's actually possible to completely by-pass this frustration by building a guide to some of the world's best (and largest, and most over-crowded, and most over-heated or over-air conditioned) museums. Since I have the attention span of a 1st grader on a sugar high, my aim is to spend no more than 2 hours in any given museum. In addition to making a 'drive-by' pass at some of the most famous paintings and sculptures, I'm also going to seek out the often-forgotten but equally important pieces of art to try to build a complete "snapshot" of what each museum has to offer. That way, if the Mona Lisa is totally obscured by a wall of tourists, you can have a game plan for where to go instead so you haven't wasted your afternoon in the Louvre. And contrary to popular belief, there IS more to the Louvre than the Mona Lisa.

I live in London, so we'll start there. Since I've been to a lot of London's best museums several times, this should be relatively easy. Each time I take a trip, I'll try to write-up my thoughts on any great museums we visit and how to tackle those as well. We'll see where this takes us. Also, I'll try to write up reviews of special exhibits that come through London. I have a bachelor's degree in art history, and it's my first love, so most of the museums I visit will probably be art museums, but I also have a PhD (almost) in archaeology, so we may intersperse some ancient crap along with the Renaissance portraits. Who knows. I'm making this up as I go.

Also, if I start to sound like Rick Steves, somebody put me out of my misery.